Well this post is certainly overdue. This jam happened from the 26-28th February, so my apologies for taking quite so long writing this one up; the end of term was, as always, filled to the brim with horrible, terrible coursework.
The idea behind the ‘Fuck This’ jam is that participants make a game in a tool, language or engine that they’ve never used or hate using, or that they make a game in a genre they don’t like. That way, you can learn a new skill or add your own spin to a genre that’s never been tried before. Since learning a new tool would’ve taken too long, I opted for a bad genre. That genre was idle games. Since I’ve never really focused much on mobile development, I made Android my sole target platform. Sorry iPhone people and Windows Phone fans (both of you), but I didn’t have either of those at hand for testing.
My idea for a terrible idle game was a game in which you tap the screen in order to make games. Every time you tap the screen, you get a point, and every 1000 points will ‘make a game’. Those games are all jokes or tropes on the games industry, as seen in the example below.
The counter gets incremented once every time you tap on the screen. That counts for multiple taps at the same time, so the pro strats for getting as many points as possible are to just mash the screen with your fingertips. Not sure if that counts as mashing, but I don’t care, just do it. Gotta get 1000 points to see my hilarious references, after all.
The art style was literally just me drawing badly on some paper using some coloured pencils. I made sure I coloured out of the lines, for good measure. I did this mostly because it was something different from pixel art, but it was also something I knew I could quickly and easily draw. Personally, I think it worked out remarkably well, considering the fact I didn’t spend all that long on it.
As you tap (or, well, ‘type’), the on-screen screen will fill up with text. It’s nothing special, just a measure of progress. And also an insult!
If you want to try it out, you’ll need to find some way of installing non-Play Store apps on your phone. I’ve also built the game for Android 5.0+, so it (probably) won’t work on versions lower than that. I hope it works on your phone! Just click the banner below to download the game.