My Favourite Game of 2017 ~ The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

This game is incredible. As far as I’m concerned, it deserves every bit of praise it’s gotten. It was risky to uphaul the Zelda formula and translate it to an open-world setting, but Eiji Aonuma, Hidemaro Fujibayashi and their team managed not only that, but they also ‘fixed’ some of the problems with open-world games in general.

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BotW impressed me just as much as Link tried to impress Prince Sidon here.

You know that open-world game where you climb a big tower to unlock a section of the map flooded with quest markers, then a million icons show up on the UI? Yes, that one! Well, BotW takes a slightly different approach – you only have 1-4 quest markers on your map at any one time, all pertaining to the same active quest, and you don’t get inundated with extra markers telling you where to initiate side quests, nor do you get told where any shrine is in the game by activating some magic “gimme all the locations” button, as if climbing a Shiekah Tower would give Link magical knowledge of which characters in the vicinity require assistance.

Instead, you garner information in a natural way – Link whips out his binoculars and searches for shrines and other points of interest by eye, which is best done from the top of the tower. Each and every Shiekah Tower is positioned such that it’s visible from another tower, and there’s never any imposing notification on-screen broadcasting the position of the next one – you go to whichever one you want, or to none at all. It’s seamlessly organic. The visual diarrhoea that clutters other games is wiped away here and it’s so refreshing. The most prominent markers on your map will be the ones you place yourself, and they’re only visible in the real world when looking through the scope.

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Twink Link riding a bear.

The soundtrack also contrasts itself with other Zelda soundtracks by forgoing the bombastic Hyrule Field themes found in earlier titles and replacing them with relative silence. Standing in the middle of Hyrule Field in the world of Breath of the Wild, your ears fill with the sound of wind rustling through the grass with the occasional soft piano. That or an aggressive piano riff coupled with angry Guardian laser beams, anyway. Games have historically conditioned us to expect music to play at all times, but the audio design of BotW rejects that idea and the relative lack of music reinforces the vastness of the world far better than any of Manaka Kataoka’s fantastically quiet tunes ever could. I want to state it outright: Breath of the Wild has the best audio design of any Zelda game, maybe any game I’ve ever played. From this point on, I want games to embrace silence where appropriate. This isn’t to say the game is completely silent – there’s still combat music, there are still joyful tunes coming out of towns and there are nods everywhere to Zelda’s unmatched musical legacy when you ride a horse, when you approach a stable or even in Hyrule Castle itself.

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A completely innocent transaction.

The weapon system is controversial, to say the least. I see the merits of both sides of the argument, but ultimately I think I like it more than I see flaws in it. While I think durabilities of weapons could be just a little bit longer, and there ought to be a more granular way of seeing how long your weapon has left besides “it is brand new” and “it is about to vapourise in your hands”, I also commend it for encouraging you to try out new things. It’s still odd that a game that spends all its time saying “yes” to the player’s every idea then takes weapons away from you so quickly, but I feel like you’d be playing this game wrong somehow if you didn’t explore the unparalleled depth of the combat mechanics. Here’s a non-exhaustive list of ways you can take down an enemy:

  • Hit them at close range with with a sword, spear or club;
  • Shoot them from afar with a bow;
  • Flurry Rush;
  • Critical hit on their weak point;
  • Airborne attack with a bomb, or bullet time with your bow;
  • Percussive force delivered by horse;
  • A motorcycle to the face;
  • Picking up a Stal-enemy’s head and kicking it into water like a football;
  • Using Stasis on a boulder and flinging it at them;
  • Freezing them with Ice Arrows, Ice Chu Jelly or a Frost weapon and then using a Korok Leaf to blow them off a cliff;
  • Using Magnesis to slam a 10ft metal door in their face;
  • Using a humble pot lid to reflect a beam of pure angry laser energy back at them;
  • Throwing a Cuckoo near them while they are taking a swing so they invoke the wrath of the feathered beasts;
  • Tying Octo Balloons to a raft, then using a Korok Leaf to blow it over an enemy camp, leaping off it and slamming your weapon into the ground to make a deadly shockwave that was so badass, it also killed you;
  • Taking them by surprise with a boomerang backswing;
  • Even better than just a boomerang – catching one in midair and using it to cut up enemies like a supercharged blender;
  • Slapstick comedy, courtesy of the Spring-Loaded Hammer;
  • Waiting for the correct moment in a thunderstorm and throwing anything made of metal at them – guaranteed to shock;
  • Literally tearing their skeletal arm off and playing the old lighthearted playground game, “Stop Hitting Yourself”;
  • Pinpoint deforestation;
  • BEES!
  • Cliché videogame explosive barrels;
  • Turf war

The point here is that Breath of the Wild‘s combat system requires creativity and invention to get the most out of what it offers. And boy does it offer a lot. I’ve heard that, at points during development, the entire dev team put down their tools and just played the game, and I’m willing to wager this is where the emergent behaviour of the combat system stems from.

I might also have added some kind of forging mechanic, in the same vein as the cooking system. I loved cooking and I feel like forging your weapons using the gemstones you find throughout the game for repair purposes, or even to decorate your favourite weapon, could have worked.

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I can hear the cooking jingle in my head right now.

On the subject of cooking, it’s one of the most novel crafting systems I’ve seen. You just throw a bunch of things in a pot and hope it pans out. I often tested new combinations to see what stuck and worked everything out for myself – better grades of meat give you more health back, adding honey makes lots of meals better and sticking a bunch of ingredients with the same buff strengthens that buff. Adding two different types of buff cancels them both out, so you need to carefully consider each addition to the recipe. You’re punished with Dubious Food if your ingredients make no sense. The system gives the player a lot of freedom in trying out new combinations, which fits with the game’s theme of saying “yes” to the player as much as possible.

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You’ll be a big fan of the anxiety-inducing piano riff by the end. I call it Hyrule Syndrome.

If you’ve not played this game yet, discard the idea that the game has dungeons all together. Well, almost. It’s far better if you assume it has none and treat the four Divine Beasts as intricate, oversized Shrines as opposed to small dungeons. That way, you’ll be less disappointed. Not that I think the Divine Beasts are bad at all! Their approach to dungeon puzzle design hinges on a different core mechanic based on the movement of the Beast, a concept I really hope gets spun out, expanded and refined in the next Zelda game. On top of this, the shrines make fantastic use of Link’s Shiekah Slate runes, the replacement of key items. From the time you leave the Plateau, Link has every key ability he needs to do every single Divine Beast and every shrine.

My favourite Shrine, or rather, my favourite Shrine Quest, is Eventide Island, as many veterans of the game will proclaim. This quest strips Link, quite literally, of all his hard-earned gear and tasks him with collecting three orbs hidden around a remote island, which acts as a vertical slice of the whole game. Presuming that you’ve made quite a bit of progress in the game to get here, as you’ll need a lot of stamina to fly all the way, it’s refreshing to return to basics and experience everything you felt in the first couple hours of the game on the Great Plateau. You’ll scavenge weapons and dodge enemy attacks out of necessity, as your defence is near-zero, and you’ll have to find a way to distract a dumbfounded Hinox long enough to sneak away the orb it’s guarding. It’s a welcome breather that reinforces all that you learned at the very beginning.

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Twink Link tries his best to sway an unsuspecting young man, and fails.

Now allow me to make a complete 180 on what I just said: Hyrule Castle. Oh my god. So many entrances, so many paths, so many secrets and so much of it is optional, but the whole thing is a treat. It was my favourite area of the entire damn game! The imposing music track blends together Ganondorf’s leitmotif with Zelda’s Lullaby and a healthy dose of the Zelda Overworld Theme, but with a marching beat and a strange 5/4 time signature that dips into 6/4 for some parts. Rarely does a theme set the mood so brilliantly as this one does. There are a couple terrifying moments where you get trapped in a room with a Lynel and your only escape is beating it to death; I used a lot of arrows in these sections. When you do finally reach the top, you’re met with this dude:

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I love Calamity Ganon’s spidery, scorpion-y design.

On top of the base game, there’s the Expansion Pass DLC pack. There’s a few goodies in here – a bunch of nostalgic gear, a real neat map extension that tracks your ENTIRE journey and an extra difficulty – but the main two things are the Master Trials and the bonus Divine Beast. I’m too bad at the game so I’ve not got round to actually finishing the Master Trials, but your reward is changing the Master Sword from foam to actual metal. However, the DLC Divine Beast and the amazing boss fight that follows was great fun; I think it’s best played through when you’ve already finished the game and put it down for a couple months, as the second DLC content feels like a victory lap around some of the game’s best aspects.

This is a game where you can ignore the four Divine Beasts and 116 of the shrines and just go and punch Ganon in the face, if you’re not catapulted out of Hyrule Castle by a volley of Guardian lasers in the process. You can glide off the Great Plateau and start the bulk of your adventure in any direction. Moblins will pick up their fellow Bokoblins and throw them at you in the absence of other weaponry and a lightning bolt will down the toughest foe, so launching your weapon into an enemy camp just before a thunder strike is a viable tactic. These are all things that surprised me when I first saw them in game. Rarely has a Nintendo game handed so much freedom to the player; it trusts that you’ll be able to navigate the treacherous path ahead, even if you’ll see the game over screen several times. After all, the narrative of the game is about Link overcoming challenges and preparing for the final fight against Ganon.

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A friend who is supportive of Twink Link’s choices.

One of the criticisms levelled at the game is that “it’s empty”. I fully disagree. What Nintendo didn’t do here was whip out the terrain-making software, add a few hills and crevices and them throw down Videogame House Model #2, Videogame NPC #17 etc. They made a world. Look deeply into the game’s locales and get lost in the forests, the lakes, the mountains, the volcano, the wilderness. There’s a section that’s permanently subject to thunderstorms. Did there need to be? Does it serve a purpose? Are there any NPCs there? No. But it’s there! And it’s there because it’s interesting that it’s there – areas like that add flavour and make this world feel like a real, varied landscape. Knowing that no two hills in the game look exactly alike, coupled with the sheer size of the overworld, just blows me away. Finishing all of the game’s main and side quests ensure that you get a look at a decent chunk of the world. And getting all 900 Korok seeds makes you touch every pixel of the Hyrulean landmass.

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Twink Link bringing some spice to an ailing honeymoon.

I didn’t intend to write overtwo thousand words about Zelda, but as I thought about how to sum up this game in a paragraph, I realised I couldn’t. A game this vast needs space to breathe and I couldn’t possibly capture my thoughts in such a small space. The first week I played this game filled me with a child-like glee that no game has done in years, and if anything, it’s filled me with hope for gaming’s future. We need more games like this, where the designers throw out the established playbook and go back to basics. THIS is how you reinvent a franchise.

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This game is almost as majectic as THIS beast.

Most importantly, as you might have guessed by now, I’m a big fan of the wardrobe they gave Link. Also, Link can fight Ganon in his boxers, so it’s automatic game of the decade.

Verdict: Fuck me, it might be my favourite game ever.

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2017 Games in Review

After I wrote last year about every single game I played in 2016, I feel it’s time again to delve deep into my mind and recall every game I played in 2017. Between university work and social commitments, it’s sometimes difficult to find time for gaming. But with the launch of the Nintendo Switch, I’ve been able to sandwich in about half an hour extra a day on the bus.

Fair warning: my mini-reviews might contain spoilers for each game, so if you’ve not played any of these then close your eyes while reading.

Nintendo Switch

Nintendo is back, as so many news sites and bloggers have proclaimed! You know, because they fell off the Earth’s surface the moment the Wii U was announced. The Switch, and its first-year lineup, choosing not to compete with its rivals in terms of raw power, and instead adopting a Blue Ocean strategy with a home console you can chuck in your bag and take with you anywhere. As someone who commutes onto campus every day on a bus, I’ve been milking the portable aspect of my Switch when I’d otherwise be staring out the window. It’s like the system was tailor-made for people like me! The concept of splitting a pair of Joy-cons works exceptionally well for a university Nintendo Society, and hell, even cheesy launch game 1-2-Switch is a decent ice-breaker for newcomers.

Nintendo also made the intelligent decision to stagger their big hitters throughout the year rather than saturate the launch and holiday periods, as is common for platform holders. They knew that Breath of the Wild would grab headlines, and that Super Mario Odyssey would fuel the Christmas period – why cannibalise yourself and release more than that? It remains to be seen if the momentum will continue, but with a handful of releases primed for next year and main-series Pokemon and Metroid confirmed for Switch, it’s unsurprising that it’s on track to outsell the Wii U’s entire lifespan in just one year.

That’s 2017’s major hardware release – now let’s talk about the games. I’ll be saving my favourite game of the year for its own blog post (subtle hint: it’s Zelda). These are in approximate chronological order.

Fast RMX (Nintendo Switch)

With Breath of the Wild being the largest title at launch and the choice being otherwise limited (I ain’t buying Super Bomberman R for £50), I picked this up to see how the diddy new Joy-con controllers fare in a multiplayer environment, alongside Snipperclips. It offers a rip-roaring, fluid racing experience in F-Zero’s vein, with a buttery smooth framerate. Some of the tracks feel kind of similar to others, but there’s also enough variety here to keep you interested for a while. It doesn’t have the depth and “family-friendly” factor of Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, but it’s still a solid racer.

Verdict: Fast.

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Snipperclips (Nintendo Switch)

I was surprised to learn that this game wasn’t developed in-house at Nintendo; it was built by London-based indie studio SFB Games and merely published by the Big N. There’s the sort of polish and charm you might expect from a first-party Ninty game – and it’s clear that Nintendo gave its support and guidance to this title.

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The core concept is simple: each character can ‘snip’ shapes out of the other characters to form buckets, hooks and even egg nests to solve a range of puzzles. Sure, it won’t take you long to see everything it has to offer, but this bundle is well worth the asking price as an entry-level game that near enough anyone can enjoy and it’s a nice example of how split Joy-cons can be used effectively. Even one of my non-gamer friends bugged me to try it out!

Verdict: Charming.

1-2-Switch (Nintendo Switch)

I didn’t purchase this game due to the absurd price tag, and I feel it may have worked better as a pack-in title (I know I’m not alone in this regard), but I appreciate its value as an ice-breaker game and something that acts as a tech demo for the features of the Joy-con controllers.

1_2_switchImage courtesy of Nintendo. I wouldn’t sully my screenshots folder with this!

It’s the sort of game you’d pick up for a few quid in a bargain bin and bring it to a party, play one or twice with a large group of friends, then probably leave on a shelf as a dust magnet. It’s shallow as shallow gets, but it’s pretty good at doing what it set out to do. Just make sure you don’t spend more than about five pounds on it.

Verdict: Milking your wallet.

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe (Nintendo Switch)

I owned and loved Mario Kart 8. Right up until launch, I was on the fence about buying this one, but the improved battle mode (read: it now has a battle mode) and character additions were enough to sway me. Plus, it’s Mario Kart 8 – on the go! It still looks exceedingly pretty, and seeing as it’s out so early on in the console’s lifespan, I’m holding out hope that Mario Kart 9 could be a Switch game.

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The battle modes are varied and alone warrant the upgrade from Mario Kart 8 if you have people to play with (I always find these games are best with local multiplayer). This too is a great icebreaker title for groups of people. I still find it rather impressive to compare handheld MK8D to Mario Kart 7 to see how far handheld gaming has come since the Nintendo 3DS.

Verdict: The best Mario Kart game yet.

Magikarp Jump (Android)

This is allegedly a video game. This mobile tribute to Pokémon’s weakest character was initially amusing – watching my Magikarp flop up meters into the air before falling back to Earth and smashing a hole in the ground made me laugh the first time I saw it. But it soon devolves into mindlessly dragging your thumb around the screen to sweep up berries and stressfully hammering your phone to skip the same menus and training animations you’ve seen a hundred times already. It gets so frustrating to advance anywhere and has all the trappings of your typical mobile game pay-to-win system. On the plus side, if you get tired of your weakling fish, it can get eaten by a Pidgeotto or blown up by a Voltorb. It’s cute, but it’s also a classic trashy mobile game.

Verdict: Totally pathetic, unreliable.

This one doesn’t even deserve a screenshot. It’s Magikarp. You know what Magikarp looks like.

Persona 5 (PS4)

I didn’t play this one, but I watched a playthrough and loved it. The game is so good, even the user interface has personality in abundance. It tells a solid story about a bunch of kids who are sick of corrupt adults getting away with, well, anything. You use an app on your phone (because 2017) and hunt down these people’s ‘shadows’ in an alternative sub-world that coexists with ours. Beating the living snot out of a shadow causes the real-world equivalent to have a ‘change of heart’ and repent all their terrible deeds. It’s an uplifting reminder that we all have the power inside us to bring about societal change, even when things look bleak.

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However, I had a couple of gripes. First of all, the plot reeeeeeally drags on this time around – I feel it had said all it had to say well before the closing credits, and beyond that were a couple of pointless plot twists and revelations that ultimately didn’t really matter. Second, the game hints at, but never truly explores, the idea that mob justice isn’t the answer and that the Phantom Thieves –  the protagonists – could be considered no better than the awful people they’re punishing. After all, while their intentions are noble, they often act out of a lust for more popularity. I feel the cast sweeps aside the notion that they’d be seen as criminals a bit too quickly, and I’d have liked for the idea to be explored further.

Despite all that, it’s a solid RPG overall. Last Surprise is the catchiest battle theme on Earth and as I mentioned, the battle interfaces have style and substance in spades.

Verdict: Stylish.

Minecraft: Nintendo Switch Edition (Nintendo Switch)

I’m fairly convinced by now that more people on the globe have access to a copy of Minecraft than clean water. So, it was inevitable that a Switch version would be coming, and it holds its own against the other console versions, albeit with smaller world sizes and draw distances. There’s not much else to add to the conversation about Minecraft that’s not already been said, but I did spend 250 hours over Summer playing a game I’d already played to death so it must be worth a look! It’s hands-down the best portable version of the game and the Better Together update, which adds cross-play between the Xbox and PC versions, is slated to come to Switch… at some point.

Verdict: The best portable Minecraft.

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The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds (Nintendo 3DS)

I bought this game in 2014 and, for whatever reason, flung it on my shelf straight away and never actually got round to playing it. Before summer rolled round, I made a resolve: I’d get through the unplayed 3DS (and DS) games I still had lying around in my collection. It’s a goal I did actually manage to fulfil! I’ve never played A Link to the Past (I know, I’m going straight to hell for that), but I gotta say – I was surprised by how much I loved this one. It feels very much like a retro throwback (because it is one), but it’s so expertly crafted that it feels like a modern title.

lbw_maiamaiSqueak! Squeak! I can hear them all now.

The game is extremely easy (I never saw the game over screen once), although increased difficulty doesn’t really do anything for me so I’m pretty neutral about that. Link’s signature new mechanic of superimposing himself on a wall results in inventive puzzles spanning Hyrule and Lorule, and I felt compelled to collect every last collectable for the first time in a Zelda game (no, I’m never getting BotW‘s 900 Koroks). I can’t pinpoint exactly why I found it so addictive to explore the overworld, but it’s certainly one of my favourite 3DS games. It was an absolute joy to play. Plus, the Maiamai are cute and I want a hundred of them.

Verdict: Squeak.

Splatoon 2 (Nintendo Switch)

When it was first announced, and when the Global Testfire was launched, I was worried that this might be far too similar to the originals. And yes, this sequel isn’t exactly a departure from the first Splatoon, but I think it’s fine to play it safe when the franchise is so young. Taking the same approach as Splatoon did with regards to updates – having a constant schedule of free content – is very welcome. Splatoon 2 continues to add new weapon classes, maps and even a new mode recently, and if it continues at this speed then by the time the 16th Splatfest rolls round, it’ll feel more like a sequel, albeit with a core experience that’s mostly unchanged from the first game. Essentially, the format isn’t broken or tired yet and the Switch is capturing audiences that the Wii U couldn’t. Why change things too much?

Verdict: Woomy.

splatoon_2_game3I had no screenshots of team-wipes to put here, unfortunately.

Fire Emblem Fates: Birthright (Nintendo 3DS)

I’ve only played two Fire Emblem games – this one and The Sacred Stones, courtesy of the 3DS Ambassador Program – and I very much enjoy the core gameplay of the series. However, as an entry that lives and dies with the quality of the story (after all, this game is split into three games pretty exclusively to tell the same story from three angles), I was bitterly disappointed (warning: there are spoilers coming up). It starts off strong, and barring a couple instances of the party going to off-the-beat locations because reasons, I felt it was building itself up to be a memorable and enjoyable story. Until Lilith died. A character that had not been with the main party since an early chapter, with no indication she’d be anything but an NPC inhabiting your home castle, suddenly shows up to do the whole “character jumps in front of would-be fatal blow to the main protagonist and sacrifices self” thing.

I bloody hate it when stories kill off characters for the sake of killing characters, especially if it’s just for the shock/tearjerker factor, but this one was pretty unforgivable as Lilith wasn’t even travelling with the party, she literally flies out of nowhere. How, then, do you think I felt when the game did the same thing later with Elise? Granted, she’d at least been travelling with the party, but there’s no reason for her death either and I just don’t buy it that Xander would accidentally strike her instead of the main character. C’mon guys, you already used up your deus ex machina quota.

Also, Chapter 21 can go die in a fire (it’s ironic, because it’s a lava level). You have to activate statues with your main character to clear a path, but picking the wrong side floods the arena with lava, slowing you down and spawning extra enemies. On top of that, you can’t clear the path for a few turns. There are three of these statues, and I got caught on all three of them, as it wasn’t obvious to me which side I had to pick (looking it up afterwards, I figured out it was the side of the statue holding an orb, but this wasn’t communicated properly). All taken into account, it’s undoubtedly the worst level of a strategy game I’ve ever played and it almost made me stop playing the game entirely.

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You don’t say? I thought it was the field of daisies right over there.

Needless to say, I won’t be picking up the other two editions of this game. I wouldn’t play through that fucking lava chapter again if you paid me. The final fight with the big bad guy and the ending (well, 33% of it) redeemed the game slightly, but ultimately, the bad parts are too plentiful for me to really recommend it.

Verdict: Disappointing.

Pokémon White Version 2 (Nintendo DS)

When I played through Pokémon White back in 2011, it felt fresh, despite retaining practically all of the hallmarks of the series. It was like someone had sprayed the series with Febreze for the first time since the early 2000’s. I think it was the new batch of Pokémon and the reticence in using older generations of Pokémon that solidified it for me; for the first time, I didn’t encounter a gen 1 wild Pokémon every ten steps. Furthermore, it had a plot I genuinely felt engrossed in.

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Pokémon White 2, then, is a less fresh Pokémon White with a few more bells and whistles. That’s certainly not a bad thing, and it helped that I didn’t jump into this right after playing the first. Playing this after the slicker 3DS entries was somewhat strange, but not as jarring as I expected. I do wish I’d played this at launch though; between this and Pokémon Sun last year, I’m a bit burnt out on the series, so I probably won’t get round to Pokémon Ultra Sun or Ultra Moon for a while. I’m ecstatic that they’re bringing the series to Nintendo Switch, though.

Verdict: Just more Pokémon White.

Sonic Mania (Nintendo Switch)

I’m not even a fan of 2D Sonic games and I don’t know why I bought this. I played it for a bit and encountered a soft-lock glitch at the end of an inventive boss fight I loved, based on Dr Eggman’s Mean Bean Machine, because of course they stuck Puyo Puyo in this 2D Sonic game. Then, I reached an autoscrolling boss fight, got a bit mad with the inexplicable inertia on Sonic’s jump movement during that section, and put the game down. It’s a well-built game and I don’t wanna rag on it, as I can tell a lot of love and effort went into it, but it’s probably just not for me. At least I didn’t buy Sonic Forces instead.

Verdict: Faster than Fast RMX.

sonic_mania_softlockLook! A soft-lock! In a Sonic game! How surprising.

Stardew Valley (Nintendo Switch)

Life sims are the most dangerous kind of game. The number of real-world days I’ve wasted on games like Animal Crossing is unreal, so buying this was like signing up for a home delivery cocaine subscription service. It’s a good job that Stardew Valley is the most homely gaming cocaine on the planet. I love the characters and locations, and while the days initially felt short, I’ve learned to take things slow and complete tasks at my own pace. Farming is addictive, completing Community Centre bundles feels infinitely rewarding and forming bonds with townsfolk fuels their character progression in the form of special cutscenes.

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Also, I married the shy, cute guy and made him feel loved in a town where he felt invisible. Aww, this game is adorable.

Verdict: Homely.

Super Mario Odyssey (Nintendo Switch)

A system that launches with a game that gets 97 on Metacritic doesn’t usually need the help of other super-heavyweight titles to sustain momentum, just a few solid titles to tide it over into the next year. Nintendo disagreed and decided to release another game with a Metacritic score of 97 to round off the year. It’s not often that two games of that calibre come out in a single year, let alone two from the same developer. And Super Mario Odyssey deserves all the praise it gets.

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After collecting all the Power Moons that matter, and getting some pretty stellar scores on some of the minigames (I’m modest, I swear), I’m still taken aback at how well-polished this game is. The Cappy captures are varied and immensely fun and moving Mario around the environments has never been more slick. Only Nintendo could pack so many gameplay features around a single mechanic – throwing Cappy – and only a Mario game could relentlessly throw idea after idea after idea at the player without feeling completely overwhelming.

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As anyone will tell you, New Donk City is the pinnacle of the experience. It’s a three-dimensional labyrinth of movement opportunities. Getting from A to B in this level gives you a billion different options, and, barring your first arrival in the city, the streets are completely free of enemies. It’s just a playground for you to test out Mario’s stunning new abilities by jumping between pretty much any pair of buildings.

I feel as if some Power Moons are so trivial that the diminish the accomplishment of obtaining the harder ones. If I had designed them, I’d have had two classes of moons – something like Mini Moons which litter the world, and the full-fat Power Moons for your harder challenges, especially some of the post-credits challenges.

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I’m praying that Nintendo has Super Mario Odyssey 2 in development as we speak; while I’d love some kingdom DLC for Odyssey, I don’t think that cuts it for me. I’m gonna have to be a greedy bastard and demand that Nintendo makes me a no-holds-barred, premium, full-fat videogame steak with Mario and Cappy’s beaming faces on the cartridge. If I have to become a Nintendo shareholder and fly myself out to Kyoto for every shareholder meeting to force them into making it just to shut me up, then so be it.

Also, if you get more than 471 on the New Donk City skipping rope challenge, I’ll duel you on the top of New Donk City Hall at sundown.

Verdict: Super Star.

Awesome Games – Super Hexagon

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I’ve been using this blog mainly as a place to shout about my game, so today I’ll switch things up a bit and talk about an indie game I’ve not been able to put down for days – Super Hexagon.

What the heck is it? Looks mighty colourful!

Super Hexagon is the brainchild of Terry Cavanagh, the same sadistic motherfucker who brought us VVVVVV. You play as a small triangle thing, possessing only the ability to rotate around a hexagon, with the aim of not getting hit by incoming shapes. Then, throw in the fact the whole level itself spins round, changing direction occasionally. The shapes coming at you get weirder, faster and harder to avoid. By this point your fingers are probably wrapped around your controller or keyboard, jackhammering buttons in a futile attempt to dodge the malevolent shapes, all to the mesmerising wub-wub tunes of Chipzel. That’s Super Hexagon.

So shapes come flying at you. So what? Is that all there is?

Initially, yes. On the first level, named ‘Hexagon’ and with a warranted difficulty level of ‘Hard’, all you’ll really come across is simple shapes to start with, then the level eventually turns into a pentagon, then a square, switching things up a bit and reducing the time you have to react. On the second level, Hexagoner/Harder, the level starts getting a bit faster, throws more weird-shaped mechanics at you, and now the level stays hexagonal. But by the  third level, Hexagonest/Hardest, the difficulty level ramps up hugely, as the movement sensitivity increases to an insane level, and the game throws shapes at you like there’s no tomorrow, mixing the hardest stuff from the other levels whilst adding its own tricks. If you beat it, I take my non-existent hat off to you.

What about unlockable stuff?

When you reach 60 seconds on any given level, you reach hyper mode, where the stage changes colour and the speedometer goes off the charts, because it’s not impossible enough already. Once you’ve done that, then you’ve unlocked the hyper mode version of the level, with difficulties aptly called Hardester, Hardestest and Hardestestest. Those names are accurate, however. I’ve reached 60 seconds and beaten the first five levels, but I’m still stuck at a measly 16:38 seconds on Hexagonest hyper mode – it’s friggin’ impossible and I’m 99% sure I got THAT far by accident.

The game has been the subject of many rage quits videos on YouTube, such as this one:

For me, what’s so special about the game is that, however hard it gets, however frustrating it is that I died by *that* much, I never get angry. I just have another go, then another, and another, then before I know it, an hour’s passed. Then another hour. The soundtrack provides an incentive to try again, so I can hear another of the amazing songs again, however briefly. Then I can go grab a few friends and challenge them, try to beat their best times for each level. If you’re interested, my best times for each of the six levels currently stand at 212:42, 151:25, 64:10, 197:37, 92:00 and a pathetic 16:38, in that order. Try and beat them, or if you already have, post your own times below!

Where do I get me some Hexagon action?

The game’s available on most platforms, such as Steam, but you can also grab it DRM-free on desktop platforms from the Super Hexagon website. If you’re a fan of frustrating yet highly addictive games, outstanding music and chasing your own high scores, then this is the game for you.

-Daniel